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great variety of cases the police will be hot money goes out of the police video exposure (video) inventory of 2010, let us not forget that the Raiders of flutter: how to have both paid and bonus credit for Sanya Aizai 1 million were forced to open one meal Damn more and more like 2010 100 10 yuan a sophomore girl pretty falls Fujian Medical University, Guangzhou Auto Show individual event that the most beautiful car models (Figure) to popular Mop it? Mop Fair Talent Competition em Let the bullets fly Goof who shot to force a woman dear, why I have to have a car with room eighties Granny falls side of the road until the sudden death of a good crowd all excited! I did not think he was actually a fan (Figure) while flying to the marriage, I do not marry do not marry for life if the world will follow Tracy McGrady had betrayed Mai Dige bullet PK non-Cheng Feng 2 and Jiang Qing, on the sea in which the gap after the Spring Festival Evening Song Dandan heritage can become the second meeting of security will become sleepy (video) Kunming Pharmaceutical Factory explosion photographed friends who jumped to escape [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [Last] [Next] [Read All] [just look at landlord]
1, she received a phone like he was for seven years. He said to her: We have with us. Although the side of the phone she heard the laughter of others secretly. She was very calm and said: Okay. Then she said: Adventure and he lost it? He said: I chose the truth. mm
2,180 cm , 180mm, 180m2mm I just heard, is said to be selected in the cat pounced out of the three successful man in China today standards. I am his mother a goner.
3, a Mopper: China = Cheap House Is Not Available < br> 4, a female student, in particular superstition horoscope. Once, she saw the book, said this week she could not and Virgo people together, or will she have a bad influence. One day, she went out shopping , hit his car, stopped a taxi, opened the door, she asked the driver: Master, a Virgo it? driver surprised a moment, and said: not a virgin you can sit ...
5, the recent heat reflect the large ah: forty-six 6, this year, can silently waiting for you downstairs in the dormitory, to send you warm breakfast, lunch dinner, regardless of the cold summer wind and rain always very patient man, will only food delivery.
7, read the Condor Heroes, that old saw King Kong is not a problem, know the race is not a problem. saw Brokeback Mountain, that gender is not a problem. read Ghost Story, and even life and death is not the problem. you also tell me what Hell distance, tell me what time. Holy crap h
8, a Mopper share: Female: Woman:
9, I was lying in his house watching a large 180m2 180cm tall, he said: I want to marry a successful man. he was a black face, without looking to the bathroom door. I hurried to recover the past, He glares at me: What are you doing? me laugh: see ah! the toilet you see? successful man you have to meet three criteria 2, and I want to see the last one! he hugged me bad with a smile: ; this into a successful you try not to know
10, an IT manager, walked into a noodle shops, said: when it is needed the client. do not see the world the.
12, each What kind of comfort you fail the course are people who quietly got the last scholarship, each boast plump face your lovely thin people eventually become glamorous, Each uncertain future in front of you who say that they have a net worth of billions of dollars the last, and only you Manchuang potato chips and computer bags under fluorescent light grown up into a NB
13, Solution: Why, after jumping in the Maid 16 years, Yang Guo's left to be invincible?
14, when a woman as the Virgin Mary mm during the day, the evening was the last brother Ozawa .--- Mop add, do not read back. < br> 15, there is a man sleep at noon QQ automatic reply set to become the This man is not how the new Internet will only say the word stupid. said three words: Trust me; she gave birth to first daughter, he said to her: hard work; daughters get married off-site the day of his arm around her shoulder and said: And I; he had received her dying notice of the day, repeatedly said to her: I'm here; she was leaving the moment, he kissed her forehead softly said: You wait for me. in this life, he had not told her once, But love, never left.
17, distortion of the global big-name Chinese name 【2.0】 Bvlgari not to force Zara H & M stepmother Chole smoked Dunhill loud noise of the light went out the Tod's YSL show my peach trees at Guess Lanvin to roast him to death damn Lacoste Moschino MO gas Lennon classic Celine Loewe Marc Jacobs rub your stuttering Coach Anna Sui Anna die Maga Furla rich friends while Benetton bench Bally violence pure entertainment, Mo mind
18, his wife asked: her husband, today is our first wedding anniversary, how it before? Husband: how do you think we should have? Wife: Well people want to hear your thoughts. husband: either I met a female subordinate vegetarian beliefs, we often discuss the deep-seated physical problem. why: pigs are single fold. the Ghost Story, and even life and death is not the problem. you also tell me what the distance Ah, tell me what time. Holy crap h
21, a Mopper replies: Since that the leadership of a single fall in love, the office network surprisingly good speed for hh
22, amazing】 【phrase a good girl! reason, called manager; so comfortable leading a secret, known as the secretary ...
24, men like golf, each hole is because the scenery is different, even if the same hole, there are different into the law; women like golf because of the feeling of each shot is different, even if the same pole, not the same intensity of feeling different.
25, attitudes. ; beat One is happy, one is strong, happy to be holding in the palm of the hand without strong, and strong is forced to be strong.
27, To drink a mouthful, the road to go step by step, steps towards too much egg will be pulled .2, beautiful women you do not, the money you do not, ah .3 what you want, you are going to kill me or sleep with me. 4, there is no way in this world, with the legs will have the road .5, if you live, sooner or later die; if you die, you will live forever .6, she is a widow, and I can not let her widow.
28, heard his socks off, called the diary. socks off your friends to the house to smell, called the blog. off the stockings at home to people passing through smell, called the Forum. off the socks hanging in the Please everyone heard on the square, go smell other people's socks, Congratulations, you've been playing a microblogging ...
29, first-class teachers through personal charm, second-rate teachers by academic, declared yesterday by the third-rate teachers, four flow teachers rely on work, the teacher by name five current, at the end and the other teachers named by the method of constant transformation ... your teacher?
30, the number of roots for the 牛逼, how many do not value 牛逼. how many other 牛逼 牛逼, the number of 牛逼 knit. How many uncles would like to down, the number of LORI was Guaipao. how much is too much is a pervert, how many LORI bullying. How many roots of love crazy man, how many men just love crazy man. how much hate LORI royal sister, the number of GEEK gravis. How many CEOs mistresses, mistresses keep the number of handsome. How many handsome bubble Xiao Mi, the number of Xiao Mi not to force.
31, a father of the baby daughter out on a date, said: touch you, you say you will not. If he wants to kiss you say stop. Stop and fifth-grade essay, large forest park with children to play. Suddenly, on the way out of a whole body odor, his face dirty, homeless old lady. God! she was my language teacher! teacher's comments: This week you standing class
34, four people playing mahjong, a sudden fire, and they have not noticed. firefighters arrived, red inside shouted: how many people there? At this time, just one person play: forty ! fireman asked: 死了多少人? At this time, another person play: twenty thousand! firefighters shocked and hurriedly asked: the rest of the people? listen crashed, followed by preaching loudly tip name: paste ...
35, and consequently do not talk about truth: reason with the lovers, is not love; with his wife to reason, is not passed; with colleagues reason, is not mixed; with superior to reason, is not done ... life is alive, there are many places that make sense to speak of, nor talk about Han reason.
36, teach you how to deal with people with the following 9 1. snake in the grass man : smile, make fun of; 2. bragging flatter the people: not with his enemies; 3. sarcastic people: to maintain a certain distance; 4. sow dissension between the people: the best discreet; 5. ingenious people: an open mind learning; 6. ruthless people: should hold back; 7. cynics: open eyes closed eyes; 8. dedicated gregarious people: praise; 9. complacent person: down his
37, A man linked to fluids and go to the hospital, nurses are deft .1 to man planted a bottle more than an hour later, bottle was over, the nurse comes up immediately and put on the bottle. man, puzzled, and asked the nurse said, :
38, Cao Chong-year-old to crowd the truth, Sima Guang-year-old smashed a cup on, Jung-year-old to a large pear, Man Yanbo-year-old to stop irrigation. and they are compared, I contacted Mop time is too late!!! just out of the!! Man ah rabbit whole Olympics!!
39, there is a truth, we must tell you: the Chinese soccer team ranked No. 83, far higher than China GDP per capita in the world ranking of per capita income ranking, Corruption Perceptions Index ranking officials, social welfare rankings, ranking the health care system, environmental index ranking, ranking of natural resources per capita hh what qualifications do you have ridiculed the Chinese football?!
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