I am looking for my girlfriend to the hospital a few days ago, I asked how, she said, her legs a little bent, is commonly known as O-type legs. She thought of her appearance, so I decided to go to the hospital to see a solution without. Because my girlfriend has always been as polite as pie, so she felt a little embarrassed, for their own beauty, she was the first time to the hospital, so the doctor asked her how she's going on when she said: Doctor, every bar between my legs . The doctor was surprised, then said: nonsense, is not every lords .........< br>
This is my friend in a real thing on the students. .. once he was in his girlfriend home for dinner, when only he, his girlfriend and three of his girlfriend's father. There is a TV time to teach old disco dance program, lead dancer of the uncle looked BT. At this time, his girlfriend and he would jokingly said: At that time my friend was eat, and change without thinking, yelled:
last Sunday to return home under the home to see my grandparents. just a small uncle, too. we talk. watch TV. see half of the small uncle suddenly sick. ...... times the pull to go after a few minutes ... when I heard out of a meeting of the whirlwind: ah ~~~~~~~~ hateful times Le ~~!!! my grandmother went to the big Small scolded Uncle wrote: are such a great person. said bad words! Uncle: I'm sorry ah `` OMG. I just rub rub .. P shares half the time .. all of a sudden runny nose. very natural to the hands that pick-up toilet paper to clean your nose out ....!
..........
laugh that was the most intense I have ever seen a grandma ..!
to Normal back door to eat barbecue
Shaokao Tan letter in front of a few lines of ad characters string
roast beef, chicken
heart-shaped
MM NB, even next to a very loud read: roast beef penis
night and his wife went to bed after watching the golden wedding.
wife asked: golden years of the Tong Zhi ye so impatient, ah, not so anxious are you hanging?
husband: He that is in his twenties, I am now near forty, can not be compared.
wife asked: So you did not marry his twenties, when impatient supposed ah?
Husband A: buy a piece of meat.
wife asked: Zuosa?
Husband A: a hole.
wife thought for a moment and said: If the hard times, it is really sin ah.
once to buy a fruit knife, knife looked and looked, and ask to buy a knife that I try to find something, fast offensive blade, the result I especially short-circuit The big finger with his knife, the blood sprayed ah ``````````````
I am also pleased to say, how do not make money, and have to send me this knife ``````。
turned around, that it hurt `````` discrepancies in the actual
have a friend who forgot to hide Pornographic the pp, to be his father saw him training to training a little more, also went on training the next morning.
this friend last straw, with his mother, how I see it, and I have 24, is pulled out of the dog breeding it!
Once a hot day of playing mahjong, a sudden power failure, and had to buy a candle to continue fighting. After a half an hour, it can not stand the heat, one said: Fan it, heat death. have been in two cars, a bicycle, a train. Today, I gave you about my embarrassing experience on the train, that is, when I was a college (not to mention the specific time) after New Year, in time go back to school, due to, or Spring Festival, tickets are too nervous, so he tried to migrant workers mainly work overtime under the car (the only time in this life, experience is too painful, and never afraid to take that extra car, suffering not small table, the focus of that embarrassment. from the railway station square, the crowd began to desperately, desperately waiting to ah ~ ~ from the car to fight for nearly two hours (fortunately man practiced, or as early as heroic, and once again marvel Let's brother migrant workers it is quite physical bar!).
on the car, four hours straight, did not dare move, because many people simply can not move you, so to speak, because the aisle have stood no less, and has climbed many buddies are luggage racks sister, the crew can not see at this time, the station did not open the door, people come directly from the window to climb, to climb to a good physique in, can not climb to can only hope that they can not afford a car. so I do not Ganhe water (afraid of pee ah). However, just at this critical moment, I hurt my stomach it! on the train when I do a lot of dear good mother, and a table vegetables, people who know me know I might eat, and eating issues in the ability of anti-flicker almost zero. imperatorin the car so I also ate a meal to eat Hesse. hurt my stomach there is no way, ah, ah bear ! can not help but whenever fast, I summoned the courage, made up my mind to stand up when suddenly a look at a sea of people discouraged and can only helplessly sat down again (in desperate situation, and patience is really super, usually can only tolerate 5 minutes of going to the toilet, this time an hour endure hard, strong, right?). But whether you stomach it so much, you endure hard here, you keep it there hard to create new BB , the pressure increases gradually, GM can not afford fast, the last straw breaks the camel is coming soon, Keren not camels ah, so I decided before the onset of the last straw (BB produced before the final cook) quickly to get rid of them!
this time I stood up, I swear to the party, and to Chairman Mao to ensure, against all odds determined to complete this impossible task! so I started climbing wading ah, struggling to move forward! connector in the first compartment, toilet full of people, and the second is full of people, I'm holding the toilet to the third forward, forward, forward! I was a race against time! When I came to the third toilet, I ecstatic (being not more excitement table, I did not think about why the only the toilet that no one, I thought God loves me, and it).
pants Tuoku solution I'll squat, but when I do squat and found a very strange thing, how my ass chilly? and the wind blowing from the bottom up particularly large, is really surprising strange, the wind may be blowing in all directions, but never encountered collected from bottom-up to the ah, I look closely, I rely on! directly from inside the toilet to see the tracks of the ~ But this time, I also no time to think, because I know that soon the last straw, the first hush water of just streaming it ~ down, I rely on blowing up all the back, which I was looking down through the hole of the track in the fast moving changes in it, just the water of all the blows to his face and shirt was, and this immediately aware of the seriousness of the problem, but there was feces anxious people know that water of down, BB is the Buddha to the will stop, and that noise Meng meal, my mother, ah, Qindie ah, all blown up back ~ this is not reaching my face, all the air flow on the PP, NK also all, even the cars are all also. was really the heart to die bump have a ~ no way, this small room is full of my DB, but fortunately also caught in the hands of toilet paper, I first clean water of the face, the water of Cawan, paper can not be wasted ah, then rub PP, and then slowly up and put outside the pants off, NK is not wearing, ah, NK off, and then the next shoe to rub on the BB. and then thrown out the window, but the pain on a toilet ah ~ have gone on to NK, but also get the one crying BB ah ~ ~ At this time, I made a very stupid mistake, the paper Cawan BB, and thrown into the pond that they also did not wait for it close to the toilet, the wind blew them violent, that's the room full of blowing snow danced ah `~ flying around me, I have tears of the ~ Russia's God, I'm easy Well, not that Well ~ the last use of the toilet so much movement you??? him what that smell is, I do not fine form here, but I feel I go back, than I came much easier, less crowded , full of cars to people on both sides of brush De flash, hey, you understand that feeling and then I can not understand ~
two reasons: first, to do two things at high speed when the opposite to each other, the resulting particularly the wind, but wind up.
second place with a lot of people, if only that no one somewhere, do not think that is a gift God gave you
Today, there are two restaurants
gang fights, and other unrelated people are gone, only I did not leave the seat, smiling at them. I feel very cool.
a man suddenly pointed at me, said: play They Ah boss! I just want to say I'm not, I put a bottles opened the flower head. Then I guess a few people over. see them playing another group of people who do not know do not even help.
I quickly was beaten half to death when the pol.ice came, I also pull back the trial as a principal. just now was only brought home to parents. I now realize was a very profound truth, that is:
no power, do not install B !
a computer in the bedroom, look at Japan's big top (raw footage) just to see half of the card machines, and everything is a coincidence, so that I was caught off guard, college dormitory life, the Ministry of Health investigation into several women and men to! shouting: I was extremely nervous, sweat come out slightly! these people looked at me dumb and silent images on the screen ...... I watched them about 10 seconds after the timid, said: want to criticize it, you have to get to know it! bang against the wall!
Since then I have a nickname went to a beautiful woman walking around,
wife: him: open the door? , in the past asking price, 15 a, so bought two. home turned out to be a look at Kara OK. friend was furious, go back and find, with no trace of hawkers. Dunshou decided this day, seize the beat after . hawkers will be captured a few days. just want to get involved, Hawker pleaded: the last, you feel like pol.ice, so not to really. friends asked: can now have the real thing. hawkers say there, and can be 10 sell him one. friend took into account and then to 20 5 true. home to a look, or karaoke OK. that vendors could not find a
elementary school that would be afraid of needles, I remember in third grade, school vaccination needles, scared to death, the teacher said the students are sick to say in advance, you can not fight, I raised my hand, to me and asked.
I swear I have never seen the United States if the angel girl summarized as follows ..
nervous or do not know I was excited to get carried away
the address of his home and told her < br>
a child just learning to ride a bike, but also less likely to run into the street and saw an elderly man was walking in front of their own feeling to hit to cry, do not move, do not move. the old man standing there did not move about the results I turned to Guaiqu, or hit. old man stood up and said, you aim it.
was dead embarrassing .
Crayon read the comics one day, want to learn to paint his body, of course, impossible to copy you, the second best , in her boyfriend's chest drew naizhao, two people laugh the moment, after which he did not take a bath, to continue to do things. After a child, said her boyfriend to take out the trash. trash the place away from home very far, to go through a vegetable market. Ten minutes later her boyfriend came back, my arms flapping in the fierce cry. It turned out he was Guangzhuobangzi out, keep them coming back through the markets, it was found extraordinarily high, the time is triumphant also clear chest suddenly thought of my paintings to show, can not mix the future!
colleagues house to play, I was her son's godmother. is chatting, a kid actor lying on the bathroom door the following outlet mystery to me, waving, softly: and waving at me quietly: all naked, look Look! br>
freshman year, one day from school to do something out the back door, back door set the card to lift rod that is used to intercept the car. walking and cycling De to be out from next door.
when I walked away from the lift rod has about 10 meters when the head I do not know which stocks in the evil wind, and suddenly want to fly from the pole in the past, like Liu Xiang that. < br> So run-up, acceleration, take off ... ... ... ... to the tragedy of the moment I jump, shot as he ate the wrong medicine, while rising, I just stop when it vacated in front of me ... ... I'm in the air can not hide you, as soon as Cui Xiang, mind blank ... ...
nb out after the pain I had, then ****** rod??!! murder it! and just shot the guard l witnessed the full process, it is that a daze, a few seconds to react after the severing Flanagan shot by me, so I want my pay to seize the pole.
more crashes, later we went together to the school security office , the guard called me in front of a computer, I just hit the shot put video of the whole process to me. had a place in my accident but also security of the camera, I witnessed the run-up to hit his shot from the nb like.
evidence, I have one hundred hearing, the family finally lost 400 dollars. Before leaving, I said the security chief was kind enough: in fact, this bar, ah, have been broken before, but was physically severing or the first time in school history ah.
**, I also created a record!
when I was in high school, a beautiful Italian liberal arts classes, although the claim to knowledge, but desperate for the opportunity to further close, a long time are not only a distance that Han. and at the same table to discuss more than N ways near the beautiful, but most are too shameless, few feasible. then come up with a simple, that is, When she met in and take the initiative to strike up, strike up the says: hey, coincidence, you XXXX. XXXX content determined according to specific scenarios, for example, met in the library said: hey, coincidence, you have to book Hall, met at the station said: hey, coincidence, and you take this bus. and then you can open the conversation to continue chatting.
mind, this post hoc, day to think about her encounter. Finally one day: I came out from the toilet to urinate and saw she was hand side of the pond, I excited, and quickly went closer and opened the tap washing hands. She rushed I smiled, I excitedly said: hey, coincidence, and you .... .. you ...... you ...... are the hands of friends of urine?
friends to dinner at noon today and picked up a relatively small family Later we learned how wrong this decision point ah
into a lot of food after the first reading on the potatoes under the wire friends said something: This is too little, right?
boss just to sit and watch television, said he turned : ye, you kill the pig?
surprised a moment that my friend so how do you say it?
boss said: ye give you a call for a father?
friends are angry that I stood up to go I go
I go with friends Buyiburao
boss: make a loud noise to give you the?
friends crash ... ...
junior When the day is school, Suddenly a loud noise back, back to class, the students see the back of a red and swollen lips (on the inside exactly like Tony Leung East West style), and more than n pieces of plastic inserted in the above ~ ~ ~ the original Walking class nothing to do, play lighter bite, only to poor quality, burst,
I have a buddy on a sudden whim to the classroom study hall, found sitting next to a mm , approaching lunch time, turned to mm, said: want to eat a bowl of noodles. bowl? female students in physical education teacher had whispered a few words, then would not run. for a while there are several, we blame the boys are now complete. When we ran across the front when the teacher happened to have a girl again said, Suddenly my buddy said, They said according to: the teacher, I have an official holiday!
embarrassing stories to tell my friends, is a girl. She particularly tense when the driving test, too afraid not, behind the wheel of special tight grip. proctored nervous to see her say: Do not panic! her back sentence, I'm not nervous, they said the examiner's when the dogs do on the trip around
way to work yesterday, chatting with colleagues, she was talking about her husband is a pig , but at the end of the year born, you figure if this is pig tail, ... immediately hot-headed, a life I regret it, loudly, excitedly, blurted out: >
high school had never been seen, even first period, when it was going to night classes, because not prepared in advance do not know how to stick a blood stool Fortunately, the stool is a long strip (take 2), the color almost orange. After school, even while students are out, put on my chair with secretly changed over the last row. The results, first Second Tianzao self-study courses, to hear the back of a dear friend cursed: >
in the elevator yesterday, opened the door, wow! all guy! walked gracefully. are barely disguised pleasure, a two-year-old girl ran into the elevator, grinned at me, shouted out: Mom!
I calmly, gently bent: I turned around, stop and wags its tail, that Gaoxing Jin!
which I count Meizhe.
is embarrassing occasion, the little girl shouted again: ah! So you are the dog's mother.
This is my friend in a real thing on the students. .. once he was in his girlfriend home for dinner, when only he, his girlfriend and three of his girlfriend's father. There is a TV time to teach old disco dance program, lead dancer of the uncle looked BT. At this time, his girlfriend and he would jokingly said: At that time my friend was eat, and change without thinking, yelled:
last Sunday to return home under the home to see my grandparents. just a small uncle, too. we talk. watch TV. see half of the small uncle suddenly sick. ...... times the pull to go after a few minutes ... when I heard out of a meeting of the whirlwind: ah ~~~~~~~~ hateful times Le ~~!!! my grandmother went to the big Small scolded Uncle wrote: are such a great person. said bad words! Uncle: I'm sorry ah `` OMG. I just rub rub .. P shares half the time .. all of a sudden runny nose. very natural to the hands that pick-up toilet paper to clean your nose out ....!
..........
laugh that was the most intense I have ever seen a grandma ..!
to Normal back door to eat barbecue
Shaokao Tan letter in front of a few lines of ad characters string
roast beef, chicken
heart-shaped
MM NB, even next to a very loud read: roast beef penis
night and his wife went to bed after watching the golden wedding.
wife asked: golden years of the Tong Zhi ye so impatient, ah, not so anxious are you hanging?
husband: He that is in his twenties, I am now near forty, can not be compared.
wife asked: So you did not marry his twenties, when impatient supposed ah?
Husband A: buy a piece of meat.
wife asked: Zuosa?
Husband A: a hole.
wife thought for a moment and said: If the hard times, it is really sin ah.
once to buy a fruit knife, knife looked and looked, and ask to buy a knife that I try to find something, fast offensive blade, the result I especially short-circuit The big finger with his knife, the blood sprayed ah ``````````````
I am also pleased to say, how do not make money, and have to send me this knife ``````。
turned around, that it hurt `````` discrepancies in the actual
have a friend who forgot to hide Pornographic the pp, to be his father saw him training to training a little more, also went on training the next morning.
this friend last straw, with his mother, how I see it, and I have 24, is pulled out of the dog breeding it!
Once a hot day of playing mahjong, a sudden power failure, and had to buy a candle to continue fighting. After a half an hour, it can not stand the heat, one said: Fan it, heat death. have been in two cars, a bicycle, a train. Today, I gave you about my embarrassing experience on the train, that is, when I was a college (not to mention the specific time) after New Year, in time go back to school, due to, or Spring Festival, tickets are too nervous, so he tried to migrant workers mainly work overtime under the car (the only time in this life, experience is too painful, and never afraid to take that extra car, suffering not small table, the focus of that embarrassment. from the railway station square, the crowd began to desperately, desperately waiting to ah ~ ~ from the car to fight for nearly two hours (fortunately man practiced, or as early as heroic, and once again marvel Let's brother migrant workers it is quite physical bar!).
on the car, four hours straight, did not dare move, because many people simply can not move you, so to speak, because the aisle have stood no less, and has climbed many buddies are luggage racks sister, the crew can not see at this time, the station did not open the door, people come directly from the window to climb, to climb to a good physique in, can not climb to can only hope that they can not afford a car. so I do not Ganhe water (afraid of pee ah). However, just at this critical moment, I hurt my stomach it! on the train when I do a lot of dear good mother, and a table vegetables, people who know me know I might eat, and eating issues in the ability of anti-flicker almost zero. imperatorin the car so I also ate a meal to eat Hesse. hurt my stomach there is no way, ah, ah bear ! can not help but whenever fast, I summoned the courage, made up my mind to stand up when suddenly a look at a sea of people discouraged and can only helplessly sat down again (in desperate situation, and patience is really super, usually can only tolerate 5 minutes of going to the toilet, this time an hour endure hard, strong, right?). But whether you stomach it so much, you endure hard here, you keep it there hard to create new BB , the pressure increases gradually, GM can not afford fast, the last straw breaks the camel is coming soon, Keren not camels ah, so I decided before the onset of the last straw (BB produced before the final cook) quickly to get rid of them!
this time I stood up, I swear to the party, and to Chairman Mao to ensure, against all odds determined to complete this impossible task! so I started climbing wading ah, struggling to move forward! connector in the first compartment, toilet full of people, and the second is full of people, I'm holding the toilet to the third forward, forward, forward! I was a race against time! When I came to the third toilet, I ecstatic (being not more excitement table, I did not think about why the only the toilet that no one, I thought God loves me, and it).
pants Tuoku solution I'll squat, but when I do squat and found a very strange thing, how my ass chilly? and the wind blowing from the bottom up particularly large, is really surprising strange, the wind may be blowing in all directions, but never encountered collected from bottom-up to the ah, I look closely, I rely on! directly from inside the toilet to see the tracks of the ~ But this time, I also no time to think, because I know that soon the last straw, the first hush water of just streaming it ~ down, I rely on blowing up all the back, which I was looking down through the hole of the track in the fast moving changes in it, just the water of all the blows to his face and shirt was, and this immediately aware of the seriousness of the problem, but there was feces anxious people know that water of down, BB is the Buddha to the will stop, and that noise Meng meal, my mother, ah, Qindie ah, all blown up back ~ this is not reaching my face, all the air flow on the PP, NK also all, even the cars are all also. was really the heart to die bump have a ~ no way, this small room is full of my DB, but fortunately also caught in the hands of toilet paper, I first clean water of the face, the water of Cawan, paper can not be wasted ah, then rub PP, and then slowly up and put outside the pants off, NK is not wearing, ah, NK off, and then the next shoe to rub on the BB. and then thrown out the window, but the pain on a toilet ah ~ have gone on to NK, but also get the one crying BB ah ~ ~ At this time, I made a very stupid mistake, the paper Cawan BB, and thrown into the pond that they also did not wait for it close to the toilet, the wind blew them violent, that's the room full of blowing snow danced ah `~ flying around me, I have tears of the ~ Russia's God, I'm easy Well, not that Well ~ the last use of the toilet so much movement you??? him what that smell is, I do not fine form here, but I feel I go back, than I came much easier, less crowded , full of cars to people on both sides of brush De flash, hey, you understand that feeling and then I can not understand ~
two reasons: first, to do two things at high speed when the opposite to each other, the resulting particularly the wind, but wind up.
second place with a lot of people, if only that no one somewhere, do not think that is a gift God gave you
Today, there are two restaurants
gang fights, and other unrelated people are gone, only I did not leave the seat, smiling at them. I feel very cool.
a man suddenly pointed at me, said: play They Ah boss! I just want to say I'm not, I put a bottles opened the flower head. Then I guess a few people over. see them playing another group of people who do not know do not even help.
I quickly was beaten half to death when the pol.ice came, I also pull back the trial as a principal. just now was only brought home to parents. I now realize was a very profound truth, that is:
no power, do not install B !
a computer in the bedroom, look at Japan's big top (raw footage) just to see half of the card machines, and everything is a coincidence, so that I was caught off guard, college dormitory life, the Ministry of Health investigation into several women and men to! shouting: I was extremely nervous, sweat come out slightly! these people looked at me dumb and silent images on the screen ...... I watched them about 10 seconds after the timid, said: want to criticize it, you have to get to know it! bang against the wall!
Since then I have a nickname went to a beautiful woman walking around,
wife: him: open the door? , in the past asking price, 15 a, so bought two. home turned out to be a look at Kara OK. friend was furious, go back and find, with no trace of hawkers. Dunshou decided this day, seize the beat after . hawkers will be captured a few days. just want to get involved, Hawker pleaded: the last, you feel like pol.ice, so not to really. friends asked: can now have the real thing. hawkers say there, and can be 10 sell him one. friend took into account and then to 20 5 true. home to a look, or karaoke OK. that vendors could not find a
elementary school that would be afraid of needles, I remember in third grade, school vaccination needles, scared to death, the teacher said the students are sick to say in advance, you can not fight, I raised my hand, to me and asked.
I swear I have never seen the United States if the angel girl summarized as follows ..
nervous or do not know I was excited to get carried away
the address of his home and told her < br>
a child just learning to ride a bike, but also less likely to run into the street and saw an elderly man was walking in front of their own feeling to hit to cry, do not move, do not move. the old man standing there did not move about the results I turned to Guaiqu, or hit. old man stood up and said, you aim it.
was dead embarrassing .
Crayon read the comics one day, want to learn to paint his body, of course, impossible to copy you, the second best , in her boyfriend's chest drew naizhao, two people laugh the moment, after which he did not take a bath, to continue to do things. After a child, said her boyfriend to take out the trash. trash the place away from home very far, to go through a vegetable market. Ten minutes later her boyfriend came back, my arms flapping in the fierce cry. It turned out he was Guangzhuobangzi out, keep them coming back through the markets, it was found extraordinarily high, the time is triumphant also clear chest suddenly thought of my paintings to show, can not mix the future!
colleagues house to play, I was her son's godmother. is chatting, a kid actor lying on the bathroom door the following outlet mystery to me, waving, softly: and waving at me quietly: all naked, look Look! br>
freshman year, one day from school to do something out the back door, back door set the card to lift rod that is used to intercept the car. walking and cycling De to be out from next door.
when I walked away from the lift rod has about 10 meters when the head I do not know which stocks in the evil wind, and suddenly want to fly from the pole in the past, like Liu Xiang that. < br> So run-up, acceleration, take off ... ... ... ... to the tragedy of the moment I jump, shot as he ate the wrong medicine, while rising, I just stop when it vacated in front of me ... ... I'm in the air can not hide you, as soon as Cui Xiang, mind blank ... ...
nb out after the pain I had, then ****** rod??!! murder it! and just shot the guard l witnessed the full process, it is that a daze, a few seconds to react after the severing Flanagan shot by me, so I want my pay to seize the pole.
more crashes, later we went together to the school security office , the guard called me in front of a computer, I just hit the shot put video of the whole process to me. had a place in my accident but also security of the camera, I witnessed the run-up to hit his shot from the nb like.
evidence, I have one hundred hearing, the family finally lost 400 dollars. Before leaving, I said the security chief was kind enough: in fact, this bar, ah, have been broken before, but was physically severing or the first time in school history ah.
**, I also created a record!
when I was in high school, a beautiful Italian liberal arts classes, although the claim to knowledge, but desperate for the opportunity to further close, a long time are not only a distance that Han. and at the same table to discuss more than N ways near the beautiful, but most are too shameless, few feasible. then come up with a simple, that is, When she met in and take the initiative to strike up, strike up the says: hey, coincidence, you XXXX. XXXX content determined according to specific scenarios, for example, met in the library said: hey, coincidence, you have to book Hall, met at the station said: hey, coincidence, and you take this bus. and then you can open the conversation to continue chatting.
mind, this post hoc, day to think about her encounter. Finally one day: I came out from the toilet to urinate and saw she was hand side of the pond, I excited, and quickly went closer and opened the tap washing hands. She rushed I smiled, I excitedly said: hey, coincidence, and you .... .. you ...... you ...... are the hands of friends of urine?
friends to dinner at noon today and picked up a relatively small family Later we learned how wrong this decision point ah
into a lot of food after the first reading on the potatoes under the wire friends said something: This is too little, right?
boss just to sit and watch television, said he turned : ye, you kill the pig?
surprised a moment that my friend so how do you say it?
boss said: ye give you a call for a father?
friends are angry that I stood up to go I go
I go with friends Buyiburao
boss: make a loud noise to give you the?
friends crash ... ...
junior When the day is school, Suddenly a loud noise back, back to class, the students see the back of a red and swollen lips (on the inside exactly like Tony Leung East West style), and more than n pieces of plastic inserted in the above ~ ~ ~ the original Walking class nothing to do, play lighter bite, only to poor quality, burst,
I have a buddy on a sudden whim to the classroom study hall, found sitting next to a mm , approaching lunch time, turned to mm, said: want to eat a bowl of noodles. bowl? female students in physical education teacher had whispered a few words, then would not run. for a while there are several, we blame the boys are now complete. When we ran across the front when the teacher happened to have a girl again said, Suddenly my buddy said, They said according to: the teacher, I have an official holiday!
embarrassing stories to tell my friends, is a girl. She particularly tense when the driving test, too afraid not, behind the wheel of special tight grip. proctored nervous to see her say: Do not panic! her back sentence, I'm not nervous, they said the examiner's when the dogs do on the trip around
way to work yesterday, chatting with colleagues, she was talking about her husband is a pig , but at the end of the year born, you figure if this is pig tail, ... immediately hot-headed, a life I regret it, loudly, excitedly, blurted out: >
high school had never been seen, even first period, when it was going to night classes, because not prepared in advance do not know how to stick a blood stool Fortunately, the stool is a long strip (take 2), the color almost orange. After school, even while students are out, put on my chair with secretly changed over the last row. The results, first Second Tianzao self-study courses, to hear the back of a dear friend cursed: >
in the elevator yesterday, opened the door, wow! all guy! walked gracefully. are barely disguised pleasure, a two-year-old girl ran into the elevator, grinned at me, shouted out: Mom!
I calmly, gently bent: I turned around, stop and wags its tail, that Gaoxing Jin!
which I count Meizhe.
is embarrassing occasion, the little girl shouted again: ah! So you are the dog's mother.
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