provoke angry you are , to a sugar , rock , after a while and makes you angry , give a sugar , rock ; after a while also make you angry, to give a sugar , Rock . Sugar can be infinite to go , as long as the trouble , but patience can not last forever, do not omnipotent Moreover, sugar , sugar, and no matter what to say . Sugar was originally made out of pleasure nerve , but it can also become a lure or teaser . Most children love candy, that would have been something of a very sweet hobby, but the children cry, cry there is candy , with a time of crying all in exchange for sugar, but also applied successfully in the first , so sometimes you Will see those who are not really very sad , red face only hold back the children , clamored , but do not see a little tear. A man who appears to face the temptation to sacrifice Sugar is good, eat more, can speed up the replacement teeth, help to improve blood sugar , and even discharge of the liquid, may all bees and butterflies . Sugar itself is not wrong, there is valuable ; made of sugar were not wrong, because the people already there to satisfy their own desires ; be wrong in the people and to the sugar candy , perhaps the best approach That is, they often change of position.
said for a long time , in fact, that sugar is sugar, wrapped in high-sounding , but also reveals a taste of that point , as to what that smell is , we should go to your own taste , though we all know - Sugar is sweet .
Monday, April 25, 2011
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Bo laugh (to ) 1
I am looking for my girlfriend to the hospital a few days ago, I asked how, she said, her legs a little bent, is commonly known as O-type legs. She thought of her appearance, so I decided to go to the hospital to see a solution without. Because my girlfriend has always been as polite as pie, so she felt a little embarrassed, for their own beauty, she was the first time to the hospital, so the doctor asked her how she's going on when she said: Doctor, every bar between my legs . The doctor was surprised, then said: nonsense, is not every lords .........< br>
This is my friend in a real thing on the students. .. once he was in his girlfriend home for dinner, when only he, his girlfriend and three of his girlfriend's father. There is a TV time to teach old disco dance program, lead dancer of the uncle looked BT. At this time, his girlfriend and he would jokingly said: At that time my friend was eat, and change without thinking, yelled:
last Sunday to return home under the home to see my grandparents. just a small uncle, too. we talk. watch TV. see half of the small uncle suddenly sick. ...... times the pull to go after a few minutes ... when I heard out of a meeting of the whirlwind: ah ~~~~~~~~ hateful times Le ~~!!! my grandmother went to the big Small scolded Uncle wrote: are such a great person. said bad words! Uncle: I'm sorry ah `` OMG. I just rub rub .. P shares half the time .. all of a sudden runny nose. very natural to the hands that pick-up toilet paper to clean your nose out ....!
..........
laugh that was the most intense I have ever seen a grandma ..!
to Normal back door to eat barbecue
Shaokao Tan letter in front of a few lines of ad characters string
roast beef, chicken
heart-shaped
MM NB, even next to a very loud read: roast beef penis
night and his wife went to bed after watching the golden wedding.
wife asked: golden years of the Tong Zhi ye so impatient, ah, not so anxious are you hanging?
husband: He that is in his twenties, I am now near forty, can not be compared.
wife asked: So you did not marry his twenties, when impatient supposed ah?
Husband A: buy a piece of meat.
wife asked: Zuosa?
Husband A: a hole.
wife thought for a moment and said: If the hard times, it is really sin ah.
once to buy a fruit knife, knife looked and looked, and ask to buy a knife that I try to find something, fast offensive blade, the result I especially short-circuit The big finger with his knife, the blood sprayed ah ``````````````
I am also pleased to say, how do not make money, and have to send me this knife ``````。
turned around, that it hurt `````` discrepancies in the actual
have a friend who forgot to hide Pornographic the pp, to be his father saw him training to training a little more, also went on training the next morning.
this friend last straw, with his mother, how I see it, and I have 24, is pulled out of the dog breeding it!
Once a hot day of playing mahjong, a sudden power failure, and had to buy a candle to continue fighting. After a half an hour, it can not stand the heat, one said: Fan it, heat death. have been in two cars, a bicycle, a train. Today, I gave you about my embarrassing experience on the train, that is, when I was a college (not to mention the specific time) after New Year, in time go back to school, due to, or Spring Festival, tickets are too nervous, so he tried to migrant workers mainly work overtime under the car (the only time in this life, experience is too painful, and never afraid to take that extra car, suffering not small table, the focus of that embarrassment. from the railway station square, the crowd began to desperately, desperately waiting to ah ~ ~ from the car to fight for nearly two hours (fortunately man practiced, or as early as heroic, and once again marvel Let's brother migrant workers it is quite physical bar!).
on the car, four hours straight, did not dare move, because many people simply can not move you, so to speak, because the aisle have stood no less, and has climbed many buddies are luggage racks sister, the crew can not see at this time, the station did not open the door, people come directly from the window to climb, to climb to a good physique in, can not climb to can only hope that they can not afford a car. so I do not Ganhe water (afraid of pee ah). However, just at this critical moment, I hurt my stomach it! on the train when I do a lot of dear good mother, and a table vegetables, people who know me know I might eat, and eating issues in the ability of anti-flicker almost zero. imperatorin the car so I also ate a meal to eat Hesse. hurt my stomach there is no way, ah, ah bear ! can not help but whenever fast, I summoned the courage, made up my mind to stand up when suddenly a look at a sea of people discouraged and can only helplessly sat down again (in desperate situation, and patience is really super, usually can only tolerate 5 minutes of going to the toilet, this time an hour endure hard, strong, right?). But whether you stomach it so much, you endure hard here, you keep it there hard to create new BB , the pressure increases gradually, GM can not afford fast, the last straw breaks the camel is coming soon, Keren not camels ah, so I decided before the onset of the last straw (BB produced before the final cook) quickly to get rid of them!
this time I stood up, I swear to the party, and to Chairman Mao to ensure, against all odds determined to complete this impossible task! so I started climbing wading ah, struggling to move forward! connector in the first compartment, toilet full of people, and the second is full of people, I'm holding the toilet to the third forward, forward, forward! I was a race against time! When I came to the third toilet, I ecstatic (being not more excitement table, I did not think about why the only the toilet that no one, I thought God loves me, and it).
pants Tuoku solution I'll squat, but when I do squat and found a very strange thing, how my ass chilly? and the wind blowing from the bottom up particularly large, is really surprising strange, the wind may be blowing in all directions, but never encountered collected from bottom-up to the ah, I look closely, I rely on! directly from inside the toilet to see the tracks of the ~ But this time, I also no time to think, because I know that soon the last straw, the first hush water of just streaming it ~ down, I rely on blowing up all the back, which I was looking down through the hole of the track in the fast moving changes in it, just the water of all the blows to his face and shirt was, and this immediately aware of the seriousness of the problem, but there was feces anxious people know that water of down, BB is the Buddha to the will stop, and that noise Meng meal, my mother, ah, Qindie ah, all blown up back ~ this is not reaching my face, all the air flow on the PP, NK also all, even the cars are all also. was really the heart to die bump have a ~ no way, this small room is full of my DB, but fortunately also caught in the hands of toilet paper, I first clean water of the face, the water of Cawan, paper can not be wasted ah, then rub PP, and then slowly up and put outside the pants off, NK is not wearing, ah, NK off, and then the next shoe to rub on the BB. and then thrown out the window, but the pain on a toilet ah ~ have gone on to NK, but also get the one crying BB ah ~ ~ At this time, I made a very stupid mistake, the paper Cawan BB, and thrown into the pond that they also did not wait for it close to the toilet, the wind blew them violent, that's the room full of blowing snow danced ah `~ flying around me, I have tears of the ~ Russia's God, I'm easy Well, not that Well ~ the last use of the toilet so much movement you??? him what that smell is, I do not fine form here, but I feel I go back, than I came much easier, less crowded , full of cars to people on both sides of brush De flash, hey, you understand that feeling and then I can not understand ~
two reasons: first, to do two things at high speed when the opposite to each other, the resulting particularly the wind, but wind up.
second place with a lot of people, if only that no one somewhere, do not think that is a gift God gave you
Today, there are two restaurants
gang fights, and other unrelated people are gone, only I did not leave the seat, smiling at them. I feel very cool.
a man suddenly pointed at me, said: play They Ah boss! I just want to say I'm not, I put a bottles opened the flower head. Then I guess a few people over. see them playing another group of people who do not know do not even help.
I quickly was beaten half to death when the pol.ice came, I also pull back the trial as a principal. just now was only brought home to parents. I now realize was a very profound truth, that is:
no power, do not install B !
a computer in the bedroom, look at Japan's big top (raw footage) just to see half of the card machines, and everything is a coincidence, so that I was caught off guard, college dormitory life, the Ministry of Health investigation into several women and men to! shouting: I was extremely nervous, sweat come out slightly! these people looked at me dumb and silent images on the screen ...... I watched them about 10 seconds after the timid, said: want to criticize it, you have to get to know it! bang against the wall!
Since then I have a nickname went to a beautiful woman walking around,
wife: him: open the door? , in the past asking price, 15 a, so bought two. home turned out to be a look at Kara OK. friend was furious, go back and find, with no trace of hawkers. Dunshou decided this day, seize the beat after . hawkers will be captured a few days. just want to get involved, Hawker pleaded: the last, you feel like pol.ice, so not to really. friends asked: can now have the real thing. hawkers say there, and can be 10 sell him one. friend took into account and then to 20 5 true. home to a look, or karaoke OK. that vendors could not find a
elementary school that would be afraid of needles, I remember in third grade, school vaccination needles, scared to death, the teacher said the students are sick to say in advance, you can not fight, I raised my hand, to me and asked.
I swear I have never seen the United States if the angel girl summarized as follows ..
nervous or do not know I was excited to get carried away
the address of his home and told her < br>
a child just learning to ride a bike, but also less likely to run into the street and saw an elderly man was walking in front of their own feeling to hit to cry, do not move, do not move. the old man standing there did not move about the results I turned to Guaiqu, or hit. old man stood up and said, you aim it.
was dead embarrassing .
Crayon read the comics one day, want to learn to paint his body, of course, impossible to copy you, the second best , in her boyfriend's chest drew naizhao, two people laugh the moment, after which he did not take a bath, to continue to do things. After a child, said her boyfriend to take out the trash. trash the place away from home very far, to go through a vegetable market. Ten minutes later her boyfriend came back, my arms flapping in the fierce cry. It turned out he was Guangzhuobangzi out, keep them coming back through the markets, it was found extraordinarily high, the time is triumphant also clear chest suddenly thought of my paintings to show, can not mix the future!
colleagues house to play, I was her son's godmother. is chatting, a kid actor lying on the bathroom door the following outlet mystery to me, waving, softly: and waving at me quietly: all naked, look Look! br>
freshman year, one day from school to do something out the back door, back door set the card to lift rod that is used to intercept the car. walking and cycling De to be out from next door.
when I walked away from the lift rod has about 10 meters when the head I do not know which stocks in the evil wind, and suddenly want to fly from the pole in the past, like Liu Xiang that. < br> So run-up, acceleration, take off ... ... ... ... to the tragedy of the moment I jump, shot as he ate the wrong medicine, while rising, I just stop when it vacated in front of me ... ... I'm in the air can not hide you, as soon as Cui Xiang, mind blank ... ...
nb out after the pain I had, then ****** rod??!! murder it! and just shot the guard l witnessed the full process, it is that a daze, a few seconds to react after the severing Flanagan shot by me, so I want my pay to seize the pole.
more crashes, later we went together to the school security office , the guard called me in front of a computer, I just hit the shot put video of the whole process to me. had a place in my accident but also security of the camera, I witnessed the run-up to hit his shot from the nb like.
evidence, I have one hundred hearing, the family finally lost 400 dollars. Before leaving, I said the security chief was kind enough: in fact, this bar, ah, have been broken before, but was physically severing or the first time in school history ah.
**, I also created a record!
when I was in high school, a beautiful Italian liberal arts classes, although the claim to knowledge, but desperate for the opportunity to further close, a long time are not only a distance that Han. and at the same table to discuss more than N ways near the beautiful, but most are too shameless, few feasible. then come up with a simple, that is, When she met in and take the initiative to strike up, strike up the says: hey, coincidence, you XXXX. XXXX content determined according to specific scenarios, for example, met in the library said: hey, coincidence, you have to book Hall, met at the station said: hey, coincidence, and you take this bus. and then you can open the conversation to continue chatting.
mind, this post hoc, day to think about her encounter. Finally one day: I came out from the toilet to urinate and saw she was hand side of the pond, I excited, and quickly went closer and opened the tap washing hands. She rushed I smiled, I excitedly said: hey, coincidence, and you .... .. you ...... you ...... are the hands of friends of urine?
friends to dinner at noon today and picked up a relatively small family Later we learned how wrong this decision point ah
into a lot of food after the first reading on the potatoes under the wire friends said something: This is too little, right?
boss just to sit and watch television, said he turned : ye, you kill the pig?
surprised a moment that my friend so how do you say it?
boss said: ye give you a call for a father?
friends are angry that I stood up to go I go
I go with friends Buyiburao
boss: make a loud noise to give you the?
friends crash ... ...
junior When the day is school, Suddenly a loud noise back, back to class, the students see the back of a red and swollen lips (on the inside exactly like Tony Leung East West style), and more than n pieces of plastic inserted in the above ~ ~ ~ the original Walking class nothing to do, play lighter bite, only to poor quality, burst,
I have a buddy on a sudden whim to the classroom study hall, found sitting next to a mm , approaching lunch time, turned to mm, said: want to eat a bowl of noodles. bowl? female students in physical education teacher had whispered a few words, then would not run. for a while there are several, we blame the boys are now complete. When we ran across the front when the teacher happened to have a girl again said, Suddenly my buddy said, They said according to: the teacher, I have an official holiday!
embarrassing stories to tell my friends, is a girl. She particularly tense when the driving test, too afraid not, behind the wheel of special tight grip. proctored nervous to see her say: Do not panic! her back sentence, I'm not nervous, they said the examiner's when the dogs do on the trip around
way to work yesterday, chatting with colleagues, she was talking about her husband is a pig , but at the end of the year born, you figure if this is pig tail, ... immediately hot-headed, a life I regret it, loudly, excitedly, blurted out: >
high school had never been seen, even first period, when it was going to night classes, because not prepared in advance do not know how to stick a blood stool Fortunately, the stool is a long strip (take 2), the color almost orange. After school, even while students are out, put on my chair with secretly changed over the last row. The results, first Second Tianzao self-study courses, to hear the back of a dear friend cursed: >
in the elevator yesterday, opened the door, wow! all guy! walked gracefully. are barely disguised pleasure, a two-year-old girl ran into the elevator, grinned at me, shouted out: Mom!
I calmly, gently bent: I turned around, stop and wags its tail, that Gaoxing Jin!
which I count Meizhe.
is embarrassing occasion, the little girl shouted again: ah! So you are the dog's mother.
This is my friend in a real thing on the students. .. once he was in his girlfriend home for dinner, when only he, his girlfriend and three of his girlfriend's father. There is a TV time to teach old disco dance program, lead dancer of the uncle looked BT. At this time, his girlfriend and he would jokingly said: At that time my friend was eat, and change without thinking, yelled:
last Sunday to return home under the home to see my grandparents. just a small uncle, too. we talk. watch TV. see half of the small uncle suddenly sick. ...... times the pull to go after a few minutes ... when I heard out of a meeting of the whirlwind: ah ~~~~~~~~ hateful times Le ~~!!! my grandmother went to the big Small scolded Uncle wrote: are such a great person. said bad words! Uncle: I'm sorry ah `` OMG. I just rub rub .. P shares half the time .. all of a sudden runny nose. very natural to the hands that pick-up toilet paper to clean your nose out ....!
..........
laugh that was the most intense I have ever seen a grandma ..!
to Normal back door to eat barbecue
Shaokao Tan letter in front of a few lines of ad characters string
roast beef, chicken
heart-shaped
MM NB, even next to a very loud read: roast beef penis
night and his wife went to bed after watching the golden wedding.
wife asked: golden years of the Tong Zhi ye so impatient, ah, not so anxious are you hanging?
husband: He that is in his twenties, I am now near forty, can not be compared.
wife asked: So you did not marry his twenties, when impatient supposed ah?
Husband A: buy a piece of meat.
wife asked: Zuosa?
Husband A: a hole.
wife thought for a moment and said: If the hard times, it is really sin ah.
once to buy a fruit knife, knife looked and looked, and ask to buy a knife that I try to find something, fast offensive blade, the result I especially short-circuit The big finger with his knife, the blood sprayed ah ``````````````
I am also pleased to say, how do not make money, and have to send me this knife ``````。
turned around, that it hurt `````` discrepancies in the actual
have a friend who forgot to hide Pornographic the pp, to be his father saw him training to training a little more, also went on training the next morning.
this friend last straw, with his mother, how I see it, and I have 24, is pulled out of the dog breeding it!
Once a hot day of playing mahjong, a sudden power failure, and had to buy a candle to continue fighting. After a half an hour, it can not stand the heat, one said: Fan it, heat death. have been in two cars, a bicycle, a train. Today, I gave you about my embarrassing experience on the train, that is, when I was a college (not to mention the specific time) after New Year, in time go back to school, due to, or Spring Festival, tickets are too nervous, so he tried to migrant workers mainly work overtime under the car (the only time in this life, experience is too painful, and never afraid to take that extra car, suffering not small table, the focus of that embarrassment. from the railway station square, the crowd began to desperately, desperately waiting to ah ~ ~ from the car to fight for nearly two hours (fortunately man practiced, or as early as heroic, and once again marvel Let's brother migrant workers it is quite physical bar!).
on the car, four hours straight, did not dare move, because many people simply can not move you, so to speak, because the aisle have stood no less, and has climbed many buddies are luggage racks sister, the crew can not see at this time, the station did not open the door, people come directly from the window to climb, to climb to a good physique in, can not climb to can only hope that they can not afford a car. so I do not Ganhe water (afraid of pee ah). However, just at this critical moment, I hurt my stomach it! on the train when I do a lot of dear good mother, and a table vegetables, people who know me know I might eat, and eating issues in the ability of anti-flicker almost zero. imperatorin the car so I also ate a meal to eat Hesse. hurt my stomach there is no way, ah, ah bear ! can not help but whenever fast, I summoned the courage, made up my mind to stand up when suddenly a look at a sea of people discouraged and can only helplessly sat down again (in desperate situation, and patience is really super, usually can only tolerate 5 minutes of going to the toilet, this time an hour endure hard, strong, right?). But whether you stomach it so much, you endure hard here, you keep it there hard to create new BB , the pressure increases gradually, GM can not afford fast, the last straw breaks the camel is coming soon, Keren not camels ah, so I decided before the onset of the last straw (BB produced before the final cook) quickly to get rid of them!
this time I stood up, I swear to the party, and to Chairman Mao to ensure, against all odds determined to complete this impossible task! so I started climbing wading ah, struggling to move forward! connector in the first compartment, toilet full of people, and the second is full of people, I'm holding the toilet to the third forward, forward, forward! I was a race against time! When I came to the third toilet, I ecstatic (being not more excitement table, I did not think about why the only the toilet that no one, I thought God loves me, and it).
pants Tuoku solution I'll squat, but when I do squat and found a very strange thing, how my ass chilly? and the wind blowing from the bottom up particularly large, is really surprising strange, the wind may be blowing in all directions, but never encountered collected from bottom-up to the ah, I look closely, I rely on! directly from inside the toilet to see the tracks of the ~ But this time, I also no time to think, because I know that soon the last straw, the first hush water of just streaming it ~ down, I rely on blowing up all the back, which I was looking down through the hole of the track in the fast moving changes in it, just the water of all the blows to his face and shirt was, and this immediately aware of the seriousness of the problem, but there was feces anxious people know that water of down, BB is the Buddha to the will stop, and that noise Meng meal, my mother, ah, Qindie ah, all blown up back ~ this is not reaching my face, all the air flow on the PP, NK also all, even the cars are all also. was really the heart to die bump have a ~ no way, this small room is full of my DB, but fortunately also caught in the hands of toilet paper, I first clean water of the face, the water of Cawan, paper can not be wasted ah, then rub PP, and then slowly up and put outside the pants off, NK is not wearing, ah, NK off, and then the next shoe to rub on the BB. and then thrown out the window, but the pain on a toilet ah ~ have gone on to NK, but also get the one crying BB ah ~ ~ At this time, I made a very stupid mistake, the paper Cawan BB, and thrown into the pond that they also did not wait for it close to the toilet, the wind blew them violent, that's the room full of blowing snow danced ah `~ flying around me, I have tears of the ~ Russia's God, I'm easy Well, not that Well ~ the last use of the toilet so much movement you??? him what that smell is, I do not fine form here, but I feel I go back, than I came much easier, less crowded , full of cars to people on both sides of brush De flash, hey, you understand that feeling and then I can not understand ~
two reasons: first, to do two things at high speed when the opposite to each other, the resulting particularly the wind, but wind up.
second place with a lot of people, if only that no one somewhere, do not think that is a gift God gave you
Today, there are two restaurants
gang fights, and other unrelated people are gone, only I did not leave the seat, smiling at them. I feel very cool.
a man suddenly pointed at me, said: play They Ah boss! I just want to say I'm not, I put a bottles opened the flower head. Then I guess a few people over. see them playing another group of people who do not know do not even help.
I quickly was beaten half to death when the pol.ice came, I also pull back the trial as a principal. just now was only brought home to parents. I now realize was a very profound truth, that is:
no power, do not install B !
a computer in the bedroom, look at Japan's big top (raw footage) just to see half of the card machines, and everything is a coincidence, so that I was caught off guard, college dormitory life, the Ministry of Health investigation into several women and men to! shouting: I was extremely nervous, sweat come out slightly! these people looked at me dumb and silent images on the screen ...... I watched them about 10 seconds after the timid, said: want to criticize it, you have to get to know it! bang against the wall!
Since then I have a nickname went to a beautiful woman walking around,
wife: him: open the door? , in the past asking price, 15 a, so bought two. home turned out to be a look at Kara OK. friend was furious, go back and find, with no trace of hawkers. Dunshou decided this day, seize the beat after . hawkers will be captured a few days. just want to get involved, Hawker pleaded: the last, you feel like pol.ice, so not to really. friends asked: can now have the real thing. hawkers say there, and can be 10 sell him one. friend took into account and then to 20 5 true. home to a look, or karaoke OK. that vendors could not find a
elementary school that would be afraid of needles, I remember in third grade, school vaccination needles, scared to death, the teacher said the students are sick to say in advance, you can not fight, I raised my hand, to me and asked.
I swear I have never seen the United States if the angel girl summarized as follows ..
nervous or do not know I was excited to get carried away
the address of his home and told her < br>
a child just learning to ride a bike, but also less likely to run into the street and saw an elderly man was walking in front of their own feeling to hit to cry, do not move, do not move. the old man standing there did not move about the results I turned to Guaiqu, or hit. old man stood up and said, you aim it.
was dead embarrassing .
Crayon read the comics one day, want to learn to paint his body, of course, impossible to copy you, the second best , in her boyfriend's chest drew naizhao, two people laugh the moment, after which he did not take a bath, to continue to do things. After a child, said her boyfriend to take out the trash. trash the place away from home very far, to go through a vegetable market. Ten minutes later her boyfriend came back, my arms flapping in the fierce cry. It turned out he was Guangzhuobangzi out, keep them coming back through the markets, it was found extraordinarily high, the time is triumphant also clear chest suddenly thought of my paintings to show, can not mix the future!
colleagues house to play, I was her son's godmother. is chatting, a kid actor lying on the bathroom door the following outlet mystery to me, waving, softly: and waving at me quietly: all naked, look Look! br>
freshman year, one day from school to do something out the back door, back door set the card to lift rod that is used to intercept the car. walking and cycling De to be out from next door.
when I walked away from the lift rod has about 10 meters when the head I do not know which stocks in the evil wind, and suddenly want to fly from the pole in the past, like Liu Xiang that. < br> So run-up, acceleration, take off ... ... ... ... to the tragedy of the moment I jump, shot as he ate the wrong medicine, while rising, I just stop when it vacated in front of me ... ... I'm in the air can not hide you, as soon as Cui Xiang, mind blank ... ...
nb out after the pain I had, then ****** rod??!! murder it! and just shot the guard l witnessed the full process, it is that a daze, a few seconds to react after the severing Flanagan shot by me, so I want my pay to seize the pole.
more crashes, later we went together to the school security office , the guard called me in front of a computer, I just hit the shot put video of the whole process to me. had a place in my accident but also security of the camera, I witnessed the run-up to hit his shot from the nb like.
evidence, I have one hundred hearing, the family finally lost 400 dollars. Before leaving, I said the security chief was kind enough: in fact, this bar, ah, have been broken before, but was physically severing or the first time in school history ah.
**, I also created a record!
when I was in high school, a beautiful Italian liberal arts classes, although the claim to knowledge, but desperate for the opportunity to further close, a long time are not only a distance that Han. and at the same table to discuss more than N ways near the beautiful, but most are too shameless, few feasible. then come up with a simple, that is, When she met in and take the initiative to strike up, strike up the says: hey, coincidence, you XXXX. XXXX content determined according to specific scenarios, for example, met in the library said: hey, coincidence, you have to book Hall, met at the station said: hey, coincidence, and you take this bus. and then you can open the conversation to continue chatting.
mind, this post hoc, day to think about her encounter. Finally one day: I came out from the toilet to urinate and saw she was hand side of the pond, I excited, and quickly went closer and opened the tap washing hands. She rushed I smiled, I excitedly said: hey, coincidence, and you .... .. you ...... you ...... are the hands of friends of urine?
friends to dinner at noon today and picked up a relatively small family Later we learned how wrong this decision point ah
into a lot of food after the first reading on the potatoes under the wire friends said something: This is too little, right?
boss just to sit and watch television, said he turned : ye, you kill the pig?
surprised a moment that my friend so how do you say it?
boss said: ye give you a call for a father?
friends are angry that I stood up to go I go
I go with friends Buyiburao
boss: make a loud noise to give you the?
friends crash ... ...
junior When the day is school, Suddenly a loud noise back, back to class, the students see the back of a red and swollen lips (on the inside exactly like Tony Leung East West style), and more than n pieces of plastic inserted in the above ~ ~ ~ the original Walking class nothing to do, play lighter bite, only to poor quality, burst,
I have a buddy on a sudden whim to the classroom study hall, found sitting next to a mm , approaching lunch time, turned to mm, said: want to eat a bowl of noodles. bowl? female students in physical education teacher had whispered a few words, then would not run. for a while there are several, we blame the boys are now complete. When we ran across the front when the teacher happened to have a girl again said, Suddenly my buddy said, They said according to: the teacher, I have an official holiday!
embarrassing stories to tell my friends, is a girl. She particularly tense when the driving test, too afraid not, behind the wheel of special tight grip. proctored nervous to see her say: Do not panic! her back sentence, I'm not nervous, they said the examiner's when the dogs do on the trip around
way to work yesterday, chatting with colleagues, she was talking about her husband is a pig , but at the end of the year born, you figure if this is pig tail, ... immediately hot-headed, a life I regret it, loudly, excitedly, blurted out: >
high school had never been seen, even first period, when it was going to night classes, because not prepared in advance do not know how to stick a blood stool Fortunately, the stool is a long strip (take 2), the color almost orange. After school, even while students are out, put on my chair with secretly changed over the last row. The results, first Second Tianzao self-study courses, to hear the back of a dear friend cursed: >
in the elevator yesterday, opened the door, wow! all guy! walked gracefully. are barely disguised pleasure, a two-year-old girl ran into the elevator, grinned at me, shouted out: Mom!
I calmly, gently bent: I turned around, stop and wags its tail, that Gaoxing Jin!
which I count Meizhe.
is embarrassing occasion, the little girl shouted again: ah! So you are the dog's mother.
Sunday, April 10, 2011
There is a love call to give up
When you do not love me, love you when you have become a burden, when love is a pain, then I give up.
give you, because love you.
Because I love you, so do not want to see you unhappy; Because I love you, so do not want to look at you, trying to inner struggle; Because I love you, so do not want to see you barely smile; Because I love you, so willing to let you go.
when love thing of the past, why should this quest? Force Debu happiness, I insist you can only widen the rift, can only aggravate the pain you and me. If you really want to go, I am speechless, can only let you go.
thought you were kites, my hand holding the cord, no matter where you fly, and I eventually you belong. Now we finally understand that love you, you should not be bound.
When at all, only memories with me. Time can dilute all, including my love for you.
not let you see my tears, because you will be soft-hearted, but you will not be happy. Because I love you, so it will not stay strong with tears, so let you go. Your heart is gone, Why should I leave your body?
Although I want Once had your love, it is sufficient.
because there is a love, called to give up
not give selfless dedication. Give you, this is not only a love for you, it is for my own care. Give you, I will be sad, but I will not regret it. You disappear from my life, because When I do face the old, dying, I still do not regret it.
because once loved you.
Because I love you, I hope you are happy.
Some say this world does not have an eternal love. Between you and me, if even a short love can not exist, it is better to release each other.
love you, respect you to pursue your happiness. When you are happy, I will happy. Because you all, I care.
If you want to leave me, I will not blame you, blame myself, blame yourself love you too.
Chongni perhaps too much so I used to enjoy you, maybe I over-indulgence so that you do not have the responsibility, perhaps too much sympathy and affection for you I'm under pressure from, perhaps I love you too much you lost ... ...
blame you I never meant to points.
when you want to leave, please leave me alone, you just tell me you love me, you go. I will let you go, do not beg you to stay, even hear my own heart-breaking voice.
When you're gone, please do not look back. Back is a mistake, you and me back is unfair. Go, please do not regret it.
Because I love you, put you on.
I know that there is a love called to give up, it is the deepest love for you.
give you, because love you.
Because I love you, so do not want to see you unhappy; Because I love you, so do not want to look at you, trying to inner struggle; Because I love you, so do not want to see you barely smile; Because I love you, so willing to let you go.
when love thing of the past, why should this quest? Force Debu happiness, I insist you can only widen the rift, can only aggravate the pain you and me. If you really want to go, I am speechless, can only let you go.
thought you were kites, my hand holding the cord, no matter where you fly, and I eventually you belong. Now we finally understand that love you, you should not be bound.
When at all, only memories with me. Time can dilute all, including my love for you.
not let you see my tears, because you will be soft-hearted, but you will not be happy. Because I love you, so it will not stay strong with tears, so let you go. Your heart is gone, Why should I leave your body?
Although I want Once had your love, it is sufficient.
because there is a love, called to give up
not give selfless dedication. Give you, this is not only a love for you, it is for my own care. Give you, I will be sad, but I will not regret it. You disappear from my life, because When I do face the old, dying, I still do not regret it.
because once loved you.
Because I love you, I hope you are happy.
Some say this world does not have an eternal love. Between you and me, if even a short love can not exist, it is better to release each other.
love you, respect you to pursue your happiness. When you are happy, I will happy. Because you all, I care.
If you want to leave me, I will not blame you, blame myself, blame yourself love you too.
Chongni perhaps too much so I used to enjoy you, maybe I over-indulgence so that you do not have the responsibility, perhaps too much sympathy and affection for you I'm under pressure from, perhaps I love you too much you lost ... ...
blame you I never meant to points.
when you want to leave, please leave me alone, you just tell me you love me, you go. I will let you go, do not beg you to stay, even hear my own heart-breaking voice.
When you're gone, please do not look back. Back is a mistake, you and me back is unfair. Go, please do not regret it.
Because I love you, put you on.
I know that there is a love called to give up, it is the deepest love for you.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
I would like boyfriend ~ ! 80 girls in the eyes of man after the standard
Standard One: to have a stable income
love is very important, but to build on the basis of bread. Need not be enormously wealthy man, life must be protected. The so-called poor and lowly misery, even if a man does not take the child's milk money out of this month for the next month to start worrying about paying back the principal, then you followed him were the only cross to bear.
Standard Two: The most important thing a man should be strong and resolute
those who failed once complaining, malaise, fell a man determined not to get up again. Men to give women a sense of security, if you find a husband, do not take care of you, they often cry in front of you own misfortune, so you can save the burden of his pain in fact, is the very failure.
standard three: loyalty
Needless to say this, I believe all women are not willing to own husband affair.
standard four: There is tolerance
must not look petty man, even if he loves you. But because the littlest thing to be jealous, whether you're out socializing with the boss because of the public or private and friends for many years ****, near a scene in your home or gloomy face half-day pay any attention to your man In fact, selfish.
, of course, he would say it was because he was jealous love you, but do not forget to love a person have to give her freedom, the sisters do not do by men disguised in various ways to stay in your home and do can only cook and housewife. Not to say that a housewife is not good, but as the present society of women, have their own social circles, to be independent, self-improvement, can not give the man his freedom do not find.
Standard Five: The health of the man is not required
how the mighty tall, but it must be perfectly healthy body. Something wrong with the body of a woman, you can call it fragile, sickly, if a man all day, and you say words like Han?
Standard six: Do not mother's good little
filial piety, nobody is saying no, the man filial very good, but things are between husband and wife to seek her mother's view, there is no their own minds, mouths and motionless, said: You married a man, not man's mother.
Standard Seven: Aiwujiwu
If a man love you, love you all, including your bad habits, your friends, your family. If he can not stand your friends or family members of some aspects of the defect or dissatisfaction with the people around you, then as a wise woman should avoid him to meet them; demanding to ask you if he is cut off from their , do not hesitate, and dumped him!
Standard Eight:
exude confidence in the taste of a man of confidence that allows women to rely on confidence.
Standard Nine: appearance matches
not ask him some handsome, but looks Buzhi Yu scandal, can not you a big beautiful slim, dark side to find a shorter fat bar.
standard ten: another interesting
careful he can not remember your great aunt's birthday Bo Xiaoshu Sangu four, but your birthday and wedding anniversary to remember, these two days is in the marriage very important. To go out romantic look, and gifts are the best.
Standard XI: no bad habits that can be pumped
tobacco, alcohol can drink a little, but not too much. You always want to go back every day to face a drunken alcoholic, his mouth from time to time exudes a thick smell of smoke, are you?
Standard Twelve: social ability
not saying we should be telling anyone active in laughter, see the hand grip was that stage, he does not need to have some strong social aspect of the wrist, but not shy . Go out socializing, he only knew stood giggling, but can not find the topic of conversation with your colleagues, always need you to come up the scene of the man, and you will tarnished.
Standard Thirteen:
big manly spirit here that the big man, not to say macho, that a typical household that do not do at home, clothes to food to mouth hand man desirable. Big manly is when you are being bullied on the outside, he can come forward without hesitation for you to succeed, so true to protect you. This alone, this man is something you should consider life entrusted.
standard fourth:
man must have a responsible sense of responsibility, his courage to do things to themselves, whether business or personal. Something that started for someone else to push a man is not only despicable and shameful.
standard fifth: There are a peace of mind
the world has become accustomed to the success of the cause of a person to assess a person's value. In fact, a person's value lies in his presence is important to others. Even if that person can not be achieved in their careers, like everyone else's success, but his ordinary life of the people around him as much importance on behalf of the valuable.
If a man can not be a peace of mind to look at her loss, all cynical, blame social injustice, resentment injustice of life, then you and him will affect your mind, easy to extreme, to you enormous psychological pressure, causing you a happy life.
love is very important, but to build on the basis of bread. Need not be enormously wealthy man, life must be protected. The so-called poor and lowly misery, even if a man does not take the child's milk money out of this month for the next month to start worrying about paying back the principal, then you followed him were the only cross to bear.
Standard Two: The most important thing a man should be strong and resolute
those who failed once complaining, malaise, fell a man determined not to get up again. Men to give women a sense of security, if you find a husband, do not take care of you, they often cry in front of you own misfortune, so you can save the burden of his pain in fact, is the very failure.
standard three: loyalty
Needless to say this, I believe all women are not willing to own husband affair.
standard four: There is tolerance
must not look petty man, even if he loves you. But because the littlest thing to be jealous, whether you're out socializing with the boss because of the public or private and friends for many years ****, near a scene in your home or gloomy face half-day pay any attention to your man In fact, selfish.
, of course, he would say it was because he was jealous love you, but do not forget to love a person have to give her freedom, the sisters do not do by men disguised in various ways to stay in your home and do can only cook and housewife. Not to say that a housewife is not good, but as the present society of women, have their own social circles, to be independent, self-improvement, can not give the man his freedom do not find.
Standard Five: The health of the man is not required
how the mighty tall, but it must be perfectly healthy body. Something wrong with the body of a woman, you can call it fragile, sickly, if a man all day, and you say words like Han?
Standard six: Do not mother's good little
filial piety, nobody is saying no, the man filial very good, but things are between husband and wife to seek her mother's view, there is no their own minds, mouths and motionless, said: You married a man, not man's mother.
Standard Seven: Aiwujiwu
If a man love you, love you all, including your bad habits, your friends, your family. If he can not stand your friends or family members of some aspects of the defect or dissatisfaction with the people around you, then as a wise woman should avoid him to meet them; demanding to ask you if he is cut off from their , do not hesitate, and dumped him!
Standard Eight:
exude confidence in the taste of a man of confidence that allows women to rely on confidence.
Standard Nine: appearance matches
not ask him some handsome, but looks Buzhi Yu scandal, can not you a big beautiful slim, dark side to find a shorter fat bar.
standard ten: another interesting
careful he can not remember your great aunt's birthday Bo Xiaoshu Sangu four, but your birthday and wedding anniversary to remember, these two days is in the marriage very important. To go out romantic look, and gifts are the best.
Standard XI: no bad habits that can be pumped
tobacco, alcohol can drink a little, but not too much. You always want to go back every day to face a drunken alcoholic, his mouth from time to time exudes a thick smell of smoke, are you?
Standard Twelve: social ability
not saying we should be telling anyone active in laughter, see the hand grip was that stage, he does not need to have some strong social aspect of the wrist, but not shy . Go out socializing, he only knew stood giggling, but can not find the topic of conversation with your colleagues, always need you to come up the scene of the man, and you will tarnished.
Standard Thirteen:
big manly spirit here that the big man, not to say macho, that a typical household that do not do at home, clothes to food to mouth hand man desirable. Big manly is when you are being bullied on the outside, he can come forward without hesitation for you to succeed, so true to protect you. This alone, this man is something you should consider life entrusted.
standard fourth:
man must have a responsible sense of responsibility, his courage to do things to themselves, whether business or personal. Something that started for someone else to push a man is not only despicable and shameful.
standard fifth: There are a peace of mind
the world has become accustomed to the success of the cause of a person to assess a person's value. In fact, a person's value lies in his presence is important to others. Even if that person can not be achieved in their careers, like everyone else's success, but his ordinary life of the people around him as much importance on behalf of the valuable.
If a man can not be a peace of mind to look at her loss, all cynical, blame social injustice, resentment injustice of life, then you and him will affect your mind, easy to extreme, to you enormous psychological pressure, causing you a happy life.
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